Mobile funny SMS

Mobile funny SMS

• Many Many Happy Returns of the day. Happy birth day.
  
• If friendship is raindrop, I am sending you shower. If friendship is person, I am sending you me!
  
• Love is when two people know, just as soon as they meet, that being together makes life more complete. Happy Valentine's Day.
  
• Hi-Nitu, probably you well with your spouse. Wherever you stay, my Aktel in my hand it's enough, which commemorate, you by the way, I stare your photo but your photo saying – Oi
  
• You are far from us, it's pathetic but your tress such as your essence is obtained with us. It's erotic, we can't forget you.
  
• Men's sex life at age 20 try daily at 30 try weekly at 40 try monthly at 50 try and try at 60 try and cry at 70 try and die.
  
• A good friend like a braso comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight & is always close to your heart…………
  
• How to use prepaid sex-1.Scratch the protective panty 2.Press the nipple 3. Entire your penis 4. A voice will confirm if the entire is ok. ahhh…ohhh…..ahh….ohhhh. Card accepted….. Valid until next means.
  
• Advantage of breast milk. 1. No need to boil 2. Cat can't steal it. 3. Available in attractive container 4. Popular in all age groups 5. Buy one get one free!
  
• A 95 years old man sucks his 90 years wife's breast for ½ hr and drinks 2 drops of milk & dies. Postmortem report, died because of drinking something of expire date.
  
• Girl's reaction to penis size:9"-Oh!sheet pain, 7"-Oh!great, 6"-Oh!perfect, 5"-Hmmm! Ok, 4"-push more, 3"-is it in?, 2"-idiot!use your mouth.
  
• Friendship is a little more, smile, a little less frown, a little more we & a little less I, a little more laugh and little less cry. Friendship is simply you & I.
  
• A recent study revealed that homosexuals & lesbians use there thumb to read sms………sorry it's to late don't change your finger now. Caught you. Ha… Ha……
  
• When an apple is green. It's ready to pluck, when girl is 16, she is ready to fuck! Apple says eat me, bit me, bite m.